Where are all the Aliens?

They're at the arcade.

So, here is my newest favo(u)rite quote, but first some background so it makes sense:

The Fermi Paradox: our galaxy holds 100 billion stars, most stars have a life-hospitable planet revolving around it. Where are all the other intelligent life forms? Shouldn't they have found us by now?

The most common solution to the Fermi Paradox: If the aliens are intelligent, they will have created massive weapons and killed themselves off.

So now my quote:

"I suggest a different, even darker solution to Fermi's paradox. Basically, I think the aliens didn't blow themselves up; they just get addicted to computer games. They forget to send radio signals or colonize space because they're too busy with runaway consumerism and virtual-reality narcissism." -Geoffrey Miller

Now, I know what you're thinking... why am I talking about aliens. The answer is: I'm not. I'm talking about my obsession with recreation.

Now, here are some pictures for you:

Oh Crap

Hair

Mask

My Dad's Goldfish

Looking up at our Oak Tree

A grimy deer

Bulb Bud says Hi

Mossy Trees are the Best Trees

Tracy and Demitri pose with the muralized transvestite

Tracy and Katie pose for the internet.

love, cynthia